Jumped up from my desk cuz I heard a scary sound
"What's up, I'm a robber, get your b**** a** on the ground"
Chat goes, okay Chris, is this another skit?
"No I'm hiding in the closet and my pants are filled with s***"
He says "okay then, guess that there's no one home
Now it's to get to work taking everything that this man owns"
He stopped dead in his tracks
No please don't look here, then more doo-doo shot out my a**
He looked up at the sky and said, "GOD, WOAH, IT STINKS UP IN THIS HOUSE!"
Just then my phone went off
Should've put the thing on mute
"Oh, what was that a poot?"
"I know your hiding in the closet, comе out or get shot up!"