[Intro]
Hello, who's that speaking, please?

[Verse 1]
I'm on a party line
Wonderin' all the time
Who's on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who's on my party line?

[Pre-Chorus]
Wish I had a more direct connection
This party line was here when I arrived
And I'm not voting in the next election
If they don't do something about
Finding out the person who is on my party line

[Chorus]
I'm on a party line
I'm on a party line

[Verse 2]
I can't speak without an interception
This is private, please get off my line
Please tell me when I can have my privacy
I'd like to meet the girl who's always talking
When I'm speaking on my party line
[Refrain]
Wish I had a more direct connection
This party line was here when I arrived
And I'm not voting in the next election
If they don't do something about
Finding out the person who is on my party line

[Verse 1]
I'm on a party line
Wonderin' all the time
Who's on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who's on my party line?
Who's on my party line?
Who's on my party line?