Sung by Belle (Flash's Special Floosie)

Why I love you though you treat me bad
'Cause when I look at you I'm looking through the mirror of love
Oh the mirror of love and you look alright
'Cause when I look at you I'm looking through the mirror of love
You're such a cool lover
But you're such a cruel lover
Treat me like I'm a fool
I hate you but you know I would kill for you
You're a mean and obscene lover
But I would have no other
Even though you treat me bad
You were the best man I ever had
'Cause through the mirror of love, mirror of love
When I see you through the mirror of love
You're alright and I forget that you're bad
'Cause when I look at you I'm looking through the mirror of love

Why I love you though you treat me bad
'Cause when I look at you I'm looking through the mirror of love
The mirror of love you sure look alright
I see your reflection when I'm looking through the mirror of love
You're a crude and a rude lover
But I would have no other
You slap me down, treat me bad
You're a two-timing swine and you drive me mad
You're a mean and obscene lover
But you are my dream lover
'Cause even though you treat me bad
You were the best man I ever had
'Cause through the mirror of love, mirror of love
I see your reflection in the mirror of love
And you're alright though you treat me bad
When I see you I'm looking through the mirror of love
Oh the mirror of love, sure look alright
'Cause when I see you I'm looking through the mirror of love