[Verse]
I'm ready ready as anybody can be[x2]
Now I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
I'm drinking' TNT I'm Smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square
Because I'm ready ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I have been drinking' gin like never before
I feel so good I want you to know
One more drink I wish you would
I am taking a whole lotta loving to make me feel good
Cause I'm ready ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me