[TANK GANG] (sung)
WANNAHOCKALOOGIE! WANNAHOCKALOOGIE!
WANNAHOCKALOOGIE! WANNAHOCKALOOGIE!
WANNAHOCKALOOGIE! WANNAHOCKALOOGIE!
WANNAHOCKALOOGIE! WANNAHOCKALOOGIE!

WANNAHOCKALOOGIE!
WELCOME!

[NEMO] (spoken)
Daddy!

[DEB]
Oh no, we scared him!

[PEACH]
I don't know why we just can't say "hello"?

[NEMO]
I want to go home! Daddy!

[PEACH]
Honey, your dad is probably back in the pet store.

[NEMO]
Pet store?
[BLOAT]
Yeah, you know. Like I'm from Bob's Fish Farm.

[DEB]
Fish-O-Rama!

[BUBBLES]
Mail-order.

[PEACH]
E-Bay.

[NEMO]
I-I'm from the ocean.

[NIGEL]
The ocean, eh?

[NEMO]
Ahhh!

[TANK GANG]
Hi Nigel.

[NIGEL]
I'm from the ocean too! Sorry if I ever took a snap at ya, lad. So what have we got today, mates?
[PEACH]
Root canal!

[NIGEL]
Ooh! Has he loosened the periodontal ligament?

[P. SHERMAN]
Shoo! Shoo! He's not your fish. He's going to my Darla!

*Theme from Psycho plays*

[BLOAT]
Darla? (*puffs*) Oh no!

[NEMO]
What? What's wrong with her?

[DEB]
She wouldn't stop shaking the bag!

[PEACH]
She's a fish killer!

[NEMO]
I can't go with her! I have to get back to my dad! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
[GILL]
Stop!