[Verse 1]
Oh damn, I'm feeling left out your closet is sexed out
Bye, I guess my ex out, what heteronext now?
I know your gender be fluid now, boy girl or boy girl or boy girl or...
And you got a mustache and grew it out, I swear I'm down let me prove it now...

[Refrain]
I been so lonely, oh since you went away
I been so lonely, oh since you went gay
I been so lonely, oh since you went away
I been so lonely, oh since youʼre... gay!

[Verse 2]
Knock, knock, knock, knock, who's, who's who's who's
There, there, there, there, them, they, he and she, him, who
Or what pronoun, I'm boogey down
Mmm!
Thatʼs mine: Mmm, I love Mmm
Who, Hmm? Uh-uh, Mmm!
Really? Mm Hmm
Why? Mmmʼs the best rapper on the planet

[Refrain]
I been so lonely, oh since you went away
I been so lonely, oh since you went gay
I been so lonely, oh since you went away
I been so lonely, oh since youʼre... gay!
[Sax Outro]