Knock on the screen
Giggle with glee
Banjo-Kazooie
A-one, two, three, four

He's a bear who wears a necklace
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless
Wears a bag and doesn't hide it
Keeps a little bird inside it

Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie

Here's a witch they call Gruntilda
Strong resemblance to Broom-Hilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty
With a plan to steal her beauty

I want to play Banjo-Kazooie

This is Kazooie, she can talk with bird words
This little backpack's full of her bird turds

Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo, Banjo, Banjo and Kazooie
This guy is Mumbo, he can make you big or little
From what I hear, he plays the xylophone and fiddle
Play that fiddle, play that fiddle
I could go for a McGriddle

Here we got a bird with small but smart legs
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs
Both of her holes have eggs coming out
That can't be healthy

Play that fucking fiddle, Mumbo
Play that fucking fiddle, Mumbo
Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Kazooie
Play that fucking fiddle, Mumbo
Play that fucking fiddle, Mumbo
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie

Fight with a carrot, kick it with a turtle choir
Banjo's a bear with questionable day attire
Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire
Banjo-Kazooie

Ooh-delally
Banjo-Kazooie, what a fucking game
Ow