[Verse 1]
Uh
I hope you're over 21
On sight I said let's elope like we're on the run
See, normally... (obviously) I'm not so run and gun
But I saw the bumper once (once)
I'm under her thumb
Buzzin' off her nut because I just gave her a bump
She wanted gourmet grub but I told her that's a bump
It's all going off now, we're shovelling the stuff
A couple lines of that kuf, she starts talking crud
Seven miles per gallon out this six litre lump
I got a cigarette and ammi smoke blowing round my lungs
Hit the M1, home soon, won't be long
But she's nosey yeah, likes to stick it where it don't belong
I ain't like this for the hell of it don't get me wrong
But I fail to see the relevance in asking where I'm from
Six hour session and we're still going strong
The only thing I ain't taken yet's her thong
Yeah

[Chorus]
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong, but now
Who's gonna drive you home
Tonight?
[Verse 2]
Hit the pager
Told me link her later
Lined a dick appointment, so she getting laser
Walked in cocky and said that mine don't phase her
Hit it, had her shaking like they hit her with the taser
It's funny cause the irony is now I can't shake her
Mates are on her case saying that she needs to wake up
Me, I'm moving bait
Shirt stained with the make up
Shit was still raw she went through a messy break up
Ex was on the roids and beat her up and tried rape her (cunt)
She got the kind of wounds that you can't just tape up
Now she's always on edge, anywhere I take her
Worried bout them gym boys, I bought my lightsaber
Sticky situations yeah it's a lifesaver
See I learnt from my mistakes I had to change my behaviour
Wish you'd do the same but I seen you back with that faker
She ain't get the message like she ran out of data

[Chorus]
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong, but now
Who's gonna drive you home
Tonight?
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong, but now
Who's gonna drive you home
Tonight?