[Therapist George Aloe]
When I'm getting to know a new client, I like to start by finding out directly from them what they like to do. How do you spend all the time you have? Nothing? Well, how do you feel about sports? You like sports? Yeah? No? Oh, I get it.

You like to watch them but not play them. You like being inside, don't you? I get that. Lots of weird stuff outdoors, isn't there? Yeah, I understand. Well, I hate to do this right off the bat but I've been directed to ask you about this.

Apparently, I'm the fourth therapist you've had, and apparently, all three of your former therapists have gone missing – or, two of them are missing. I don't want to scare you, but I have to tell you that one of them was found dead. That doesn't seem to upset you.

Well, then I guess I'll go ahead and tell you that the woman's body was pretty messed up. It looked like it was mangled by machinery. That doesn't bother you either. Hmm. It's all pretty strange, I think. I'm not clear on the circumstances.

Apparently, the police don't have any evidence. How does all of this make you feel? Maybe I should be watching my back. Yeah that's funny, isn't it? Okay, shall we move on to something lighter?