{Tape Girl:]

Have you ever heard of a guillotine paper slicer? It sounds made-up, but it's an actual piece of office equipment.

I didn't even know we had one in the supply room. I guess they're more common at businesses that do a lot of graphic design work.

I remember seeing one when I was still in school, and even then, I knew how dangerous it looked. I was always afraid of losing a finger. That seems so silly now.

Jeremy used to do design work. I guess that's how he knew it was there.