[Verse 1]
Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lotta hotties
Tell me which of you will be my mommy?
Don't be shy, come over put it on me
Spark it up and pass it on around me
We got drinks, anything, and food out for the starving
Thank you all for coming to my party
Don't be shy, mix it up, come and lay it on me
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[Chorus 1]
Back on the road to solid gold
Making the hits that get the story told
We all got a heavy load
But it won't get us down, no no no no

Everybody got a DJ night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

[Interlude]
Hey! What?
Who got a DUI out there?
Yeah
I know you all do
Because that's dialing under the influence!
When you come home at night
And you had a little too much to drink
This is one thing (what)
We all guilty!

[Verse 2]
Sittin' alone in my room at home
Girl, come on, pick up the phone
Keep the spot next to ya warm
I know I got my own ringtone
I've had a million DUIs
That's how I always win the prize
All the times I get denied
There's a hot, little baby by my side

[Bridge]
D! Is the dial your fingers dance
Give it to me!
U! Under the spell of romance
Can you hear me, girl?
I! Is the dangerous influence
I feel it!
Ah!
I'm the lonely man with a roaming plan

[Verse 3]
I'm resisting my urge in turning on the telly
Baby, don't you have something to tell me?
It's 4 AM, my brain has turned to jelly
Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly
How long has this gone, girl? This cannot be healthy
I'm so wet, I have to get my wellies
Whenever you're near, you never get this filthy
It's because I'm pretending your wealthy

[Chorus 2]
Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a stuffed tiger just for us
These are the broken promises
That I won't recall when the sun comes up

Everybody got a DJ night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

[Outro]
Sing it!