[Verse 1]
I got a girl in Barryville
Can't be screwed 'cause she's too damn ill
So I don't go down there no more
There's a blue horse lays outside her door

[Verse 2]
I got a girl in Valentine
Likes to drink that fancy wine
Plumes in her hat was two feet tall
The crack in her pants paid for it all

[Verse 3]
I got a girl in Barryville
Can't get in her 'cause she won't stay still
She kicks and squeals and farts and hollers
Won't take less than seven dollars

[Verse 4]
I got a girl in Berryla-, I messed it up!
I got a girl across the lane
Hair down there likе a horse's mane
I got a girl, and she's got a thing
Fits my pеter like a diamond ring

[Verse 2]
I got a girl in Valentine
Likes to drink that fancy wine
Plumes in her hat was two feet tall
The crack in her pants paid for it all