[Verse 1]
Could I offer you (a milkshake)
For you and your goons?
Too smart for your own good
You're so clever that you never lose
You can start a new life with with the benefit knowing that it's never you
That could be in the wrong

[Chorus]
Chutes and ladders
Life has been a roller coaster with you
And I'm not amused (never)
It don't matter it's a game that I ain't willing to lose (Nobody winning, nobody winning)
But there ain't no winning with you

[Verse 2]
Goodnight shrooms (a milkshake)
To the man in the moon
Thank god for mommy and daddy and the money pit
One day you'll become the government
Cause all this division that tells you life is worth livin'
But it's bringin' me, bringin' me down
Baby get in the queue

[Chorus]
Chutes and ladders
Life has been a roller coaster with you
And I'm not amused (never)
It don't matter it's a game that I ain't willing to lose (Nobody winning, nobody winning)
But there ain't no winning with you
[Chorus]