[Verse 1: Eric Andre]
Ah, shit
Ah, fuck
I fucking shoplift
Don't let me in your store!
I steal
And kill
[?]
I got errands to run
Talkin' Home Depot, IKEA
Why don't you free 'em?
[?] yo' mom, motherfuckers!
Fucking racist ass cops
Chokin' me out
In front of Big Lots
[?]
Got the most discounts [?] fucking coupon, motherfuckers!
Accept my coupons
I got a Groupon
Ima poop on your motherfucking tombstone!
I don't give a fuck if your mind is blown!
Yeah
I got hypothermia
Jumpin' in lake Ontario
What's the scenario?
Blao, blao, blao!
Bullets to your face like you shot a tomato!
I make a good ass gezpacho
I make some soup
And I take a fucking poop 'cause I ate too much fiber