Oh my eye ... woah ho my eye
Proud to strip some unity
Oh my eye ... woah ho my eye
Uniform of destruction

Chicken, fried steak, and spaghetti helps to
Make the world seem right
Food thats on my plate will never
Put up any fight

Headed for the West
Headed for Seattle
Can't control my life
While its slipping through my hands

Oh my eye ... woah ho my eye
Proud to strip some unity
Oh my eye ... oh ho my eye
Uniform of destruction

Barbecued beef and lasagna helps to
Make the world seem right
Mention I look cool 'cuz we all
Chew our food ten times

Headed for the West
Headed for Seattle
Please come out tonight, baby
Please meet my demands
Lets Go!
Oh my eye ... woah ho my eye
Proud to strip some unity
Oh my eye ... woah ho my eye
Uniform of destruction

Peanut butter and jelly has the
Flavor that I like
Give me my fair share
Of the chocolate milk that's spiked

Headed for the West
Headed for Seattle
Please give my regards
To my lover in the south

Headed for the West
Headed for Seattle
Headed for the West
Headed for Seattle

Headed for the West
Uniform of destruction
Headed for Seattle
Uniform of destruction

Headed for the West
Uniform of destruction
Headed for Seattle
Uniform of destruction
Ha ha ha