Brrrrrr stick 'em
Hahaha stick 'em
Brrrrrr stick 'em
Hahaha stick 'em

What ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
(What's up your the boots on your feet?)
Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit

Well, we love the Goodwin Club but Christ just ruins it
Nuckle Brothers, oh we enjoy just a little bit
Maybe Mealticket but they're so far away
And there’s always No Doubt but what can we say
I say, “we don’t really like No Doubt”

And I went to see Sublime
The time know one knows about
And then was Sublime, the Nuckle Brothers show
Sublime never showed up

What ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
(Where’s Jake?)
Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit