When your heart is cravin' some grade-A entertainment
That's the Theater of War
When your life is a bore and you need something more, well
Check out the Theater of War

Bright lights are glowin' from nuclear explosions
People come from near and far
And if you're in for a gag, you can load up a mag and
Shoot for the stars

Oh, yes, it might get violent, but there ain't nothing like it
That's the Theater of, that's the Theater of
The wholе gosh darn Theater of
That's the Thеater of, that's the Theater of War