[Verse 1]
Well, I used to have close friends
Get together now and then
Shake hands, drink a beer
I mean face-to-face
Yeah, and you said you were my girlfriend
We went out every weekend
Hold hands and hug and kiss
I mean in the same space

[Verse 2]
But now things have changed
We get together, but it ain't the same
You text your thoughts and post ’em on my wall
We don't date, now we update
Oh, we still participate
We keep in touch, but we never touch at all

[Bridge]
I've been Facebooked, I’ve been tweeted
I've been added, I've been deleted
I've been tagged, poked, blogged and instant messaged
I've been shared, linked and chatted
About our relationship status
I've been liked, un-liked, followed, and I've been texted
More than once asking me if I was naked
[Chorus]
This virtual reality is not all it's cracked up to be
You’re all over Twitter, but I’m feelin' so neglected
I’ve got fifteen-hundred friends and the comments never end
But I've never felt more disconnected (Disconnected)

[Verse 3]
So, honey, here's the deal
Let's agree that we’ll
Get together someplace face-to-face
Let me know just how you feel
We gotta do something real
Post me your answer on Myspace

[Chorus]
This virtual reality is not all it's cracked up to be
You're all over Twitter, but I'm feelin' so neglected
I've got fifteen-hundred friends and the comments never end
But I've never felt more disconnected (Disconnected)