I
I like to keep my hands clean
And I
I like to wear fresh socks each day

But you
Well, you've got dirty fingernails
And so, why
Why don't we try to get together?

It might just be right
You never know
It might just be right

I
Well, I'm addicted to nose drops
And I
Can't fall asleep until I use them

But you
Won't even use an aspirin
And so why
Why don't we try to work it out?

Sometimes
I'd trim your fingernails
And sometimes
We'd just leave them long
And I
Would even lick them clean for you

It might just be right
You never know
It might just be right