[Intro]
How does a duck know what direction south is?
And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?

[Pre-Chorus]
You can cut a chicken's head off
And it will keep on runnin' and twitchin'

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face

[Verse 1]
How come all my body parts so nicely fit together?
All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me, no!

[Pre-Chorus]
A person pulls a spider's leg out
To watch it keep on movin' and twitchin'

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face
[Bridge]
Satan lives here: on grain and earth, rain and air

[Verse 2]
How come I just smoke and smoke and smoke and curse every butt I spit out?
All night long I grind my teeth and I wake up when I cough?

[Pre-Chorus]
You can put me in an iron lung
And I will keep on breathin' and twitchin'

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face
You might be dead, gonna kick your head!