[Verse 1]
Running into you like this without warning is like
Catching a sniff of tequila in the morning
But I'll try, try to keep my food down
It's quite an after-taste that you've left now that
You're not around

[Verse 2]
You can just pretend we're not in the same room
Well, alright, I'll just mosey to the bathroom
You flew by like a summer vacation
And you left me with TV-movies and a messy kitchen

[Chorus]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile, but until then
I'll stay in, sleep late, 'scuse me

[Verse 3]
I'll buy a fast car, I'll drive it fast from here
There's a beach I haven't seen since last year
It's far, but I like night drives
It just makes it nicer when I do arrive

[Chorus]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile, but until then
I'll stay in, sleep late, 'scuse me
[Bridge]
Aren't you gonna miss me?
Aren't you going to even say one thing to me
Anymore?

[Solo]

[Verse 4]
You can bet that I'll forget how it was then:
All the drives to your farm for the weekend
But I've seen the swimsuit magazines
And I've smelled tequila first thing in the morning

[Chorus]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile, but until then
I'll stay in, sleep late, 'scuse me

[Bridge]
Aren't you going to miss me?
Aren't you going to even say one thing to me
Anymore?

[Outro]
You're years away from me
You aren't gonna even say one thing to me
Anymore
One thing to me
Anymore