Dang it all, it's hungry Lamu!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-lla! The Lamu's here!)
Leon, run! He's right up on you!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-la-mu smells your fear!)

Quick as death and all-consumin'!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-lla-lla! Just the heads!)
Barely beast, but clearly inhuman...
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-la-mu wants you dead!)

Hurry, Hide! The Lamu's hungry!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-la-mu craves fresh brain!)
Ow! A dadgum bee just stung me!
(Lamu loves to cause you searing pain!)

Move your bum! That thing'll kill us!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-lla-lla! That's the plan!)
Looks like my ex-girlfriend, Phyllis-
(No one sucks some face like Lamu can!)

Hit the deck and keep it quiet...
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-la-mu's in pursuit!)
Lamu needs a vegan diet
(Lamu only eats the meat of fruit...)

Somethin's smoking...
You're not joking!
Drop and roll!
Put it out! Hurry up!
Pleasе don't shout!
(His den is the venuе and men's on the menu!)

I won't be no burp or hiccup!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-lla! There's no escape!)
Lamu broke my frigging pickup!
(It was never in amazing shape!...)

This is it. Just me and Lamu...
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-lla-lla! Who will die?)
Time to end this Christmas dramu!
(Fa-lla-lla-lla-la-mu, say goodbye!)