[Peter Srinivasan]
It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand...
They say ponies aren't for boys
That I shouldn't buy these toys
That I need to toughen up and be a man...

[Rina-chan]
It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl
[Aleu]
The attention's all on guys-
Why can no one realize
That there are Pegasisters all around the world!

[Devon (echelonangel15)]
I can't make it to the meetups-
[AJ]
Or contribute brony art-
[David]
I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay....
[Peter Srinivasan]
I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap-
[?]
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep-
[AJ]
And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay!
[Peter Stellar]
Why can't I hug Fluttershy-?
[Peter Srinivasan]
'My Little Dashie' made me cry-
[Devon]
When will pony clothes come in my size?

[?]
I don't see what all the fuss is
[Lilac]
I just watch it for the plot!
[Peter Stellar, ? & ?]
Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong...
[?]
All my feelings are conflicting
[Kitatha]
Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping!
[AJ]
ITunes, y u no have any pony songs?!

[Devon]
I'll always love the show I choose
[Lilac]
Despite the stories on Fox news
[Rina-chan]
I'm Twilightlicious
[?]
And I love Derpy Hooves!
[Everyone]
Life can be hard for a brony
But our show's the very best you'll ever see!
And the world will soon discover
A great show that's like no other
Join the herd! Watch M-L-P!