A Mei is in danger!
Her health is very low!
Her cool-down's active;
It's counting super slow!

She may be in trouble
If healing won't come soon
The clock is ticking and-
"It's HIGH NOON!"

"Quit screwing around, Mei!"

No soldier to save her!
No Mercy for Mei!
The health pack's hacked
And a Reaper's in the way!

A Mei needs healing, but
"Fire in the hole!"
A Rip Tire's coming
To take its toll!

A Mei is in danger!
Her ending is nigh!
And Reaper is hoping
She'll "DIE DIE DIE!"
She's nearly a goner
With each narrow miss-
Her luck's just about
Run fully out
As D.Va shouts
"NERF THIS!"

A D.Va's in danger
But not as much as Mei!
Now D. Va's hunting
Her helpless prey!

Mei's Cryo-freeze is ready
And now's her chance to act!
But Mei can't use it
Cause she's been HACKED

A Mei is in danger!
Her plight could not be worse!
"BEARD, DO SOMETHIN!"
Poor Mei is maybe cursed…

A Mei is in danger!
Her odds are asinine!
But now her healing is
Back online!