[HARMONY]
No need to battle, be friends!

[BLANCHE]
What're those?

[HARMONY]
No need to squabble, make amends

[CANDELA]
Whatever

[HARMONY]
Whether you're Red or Yellow, or you're Blue-

[SPARK]
Or Yellow! Oh wait...

[HARMONY]
Colors can't define how I treat you!

[CANDELA]
How long is this gonna be?

[HARMONY]
Show compassion and you'll see
Why the world could use extra Harmony!
No matter what team you're on
We're all catching Pokemon!
So let all the hate be gone, let's be...
A Team Full of Harmony!

[BLANCHE]
That sounds dumb

[CANDELA]
I'm with her

[HARMONY]
Oh, well maybe Spark feels differently?

[SPARK]
Me? Uh...
There's no need to throw shade through memes

[HARMONY]
Good, Spark. Excellent!

[SPARK]
'Cause that's only done by weaker teams!

[HARMONY]
Oh, um
[BLANCHE]
Oh no he didn't...

[CANDELA]
And why cry salty tears from losing gyms?

[SPARK]
What?! Hey, I did not!

[CANDELA]
So don't get all butthurt at teams that win!

[HARMONY]
That's not exactly what I had in mind

[BLANCHE]
No one likes a try-hard hack

[SPARK]
You need a Burn Heal for that one, Candycakes?

[CANDELA]
More than you and that dumb-bell dude-bro Muk-sack!

[SPARK]
Hey!
[HARMONY]
I think you all got it wrong
We're singing a friendship song!
So let all the hate be gone, let's be...
A Team Full of Harmony!

[BLANCHE]
You're trashy and mean!

[CANDELA]
You never deserved a team!

[SPARK]
You're a demon goblin, and you're a frigid queen!

[HARMONY]
Hey! This isn't the song I planned!
And you're getting out of hand!
So button your pie-holes and let's be
A Team Full of Harmony!

[SPARK]
I don't like the team you're on!

[CANDELA]
I hate all your Pokemon!

[BLANCHE]
But we can still get along

[ALL EXCEPT HARMONY]
And be...
A Team Full of Harmony!