[Gwen]
Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Just outside your window!

[AJ]
He'll make you an ice cream or two!

[Gwen]
Using us to add a sweet scintilla-

[AJ]
Of fleshy French vanilla

[Both]
To make a fresh flavor from you!

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Can you hear the whispers

[Gwen]
Of children he's murdered before?

[AJ]
Driving 'round a van that's old and grubby

[Gwen]
In search of someone plubby
[Both]
And now he's out hunting for more!

What's that sound?
Rod's around
Coming to get you!
Don't let him catch you!

Frozen treats
Made of meats!
Better be hasty
Or you'll be tasty!

Hide and seek
With a freak
He'll find his quarry!
It'll be gory!

Turn and run!
Ice scream fun's
Certain to find you!
Is he behind you?

[Nate]
Have you seen him near?
[Gwen]
Honestly? Yes

[Nate]
How well can he hear?

[AJ]
We'll find out I guess!

[Nate]
How fast does he run?

[Gwen]
No one really knows

[Nate]
Should I call 9-1-1?

[Both}
No no, that's alright, let's not, nah

[Gwen]
Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Hear his friendly jingle?

[AJ]
A cold-blooded killer is near!
[Gwen]
Rumor is his mum's a nun that's evil-

[AJ]
And daddy murdered people

[Both]
So, now he makes kids disappear!

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Here he comes to kill us

[AJ]
To freeze us with icy cold breath!

[Gwen]
Wears a dirty mask this ice cream psycho
Has rigged with liquid nitro

[Both]
To dish out a dollop of death!

What's that sound?
Rod's around
Better stay silent!
Things'll get violent!

Frozen treats
Made of meats!
You'll be a flavor
Someone'll savor!

Hide and seek
With a freak!
This evil vendor
Never surrendors!

Turn and run!
Ice scream fun's
Already found you!
Beaten and bound you!

Ice Scream Man! Ice Scream Man!
Now he's finally got you!