[TRAINERS]
We're on our way!
First day of class!
Junior Trainers!
Youngster, School Boy, Beauty, Lass!
Professor Oak
Puts me to Sleep!
Teaching TM's
I can't help but count Mareep!
Gym Leaders!
Poké Breeders!

[GARY OAK]
Smell ya later, Gramps!

[TRAINERS]
Gonna meet our new teacher!

[SYCAMORE]
I've a course on fighting-
It's pretty darn exciting!
Alas, it's all online
So it's mostly just all writing...

[TRAINERS]
Oh we're gonna be a Master!
Starting our semester!
Learning from professors about Pokémon!
Taking all the courses!
Citing all our sources!
Write what Sycamore says about Pokémon!
[ROWAN]
It looks like you worked pretty hard! F+!

[TRAINERS]
Professor Elm became confused-

[ELM]
Where do these eggs come from? I have no clue!

[TRAINERS]
He lost his notes
Was late to class
Got jumped this morning
While walking through a patch of grass!

[STUDENT 1]
Aced "Trading!"

[STUDENT 2]
F for "Fainting?"
Should've done better, but Rowan was grading!

[STUDENT 3]
Got a B in "Berries
Your Pokemon Might Carry!"
[SYCAMORE]
Tonight, you're writing papers judging Dragons versus Fairies!

[JUNIPER]
There's a Pokedex project that's due on next Monday morning...

[BIRCH]
Try tossing apples instead!

[OAK]
Add one drop of Repel... or was that Potion...?

[ROWAN]
I hate every color but red!

[SYCAMORE]
There's a Test on battling Ghosts

[GHOST]
Don't forget the silph scope!

[JUNIPER]
Origin theses are due!

[ELM]
There's a simply revolutionary
Mega Evolutionary
Form that's truly brand-spanking new!
[OAK]
...this picture is not very good

[TRAINERS]
Gonna be a Master
Starting our semester!
Learning from professors about Pokemon!
Staying late completing
All required reading!
Spending lecture tweeting about Pokemon!
Gonna be a Master
Starting our semester!
Learning from professors about Pokemon!
We'll continue waiting
We're anticipating
Finally graduating to catch Pokemon!

[STUDENT 4]
Paying student loans to study

[TRAINERS]
-Pokémon!