It's not easy being a Brony
Both my parents and my friends don’t understand
They say Ponies aren't for boys
That I shouldn't buy these toys
That I need to toughen up and be a man

It’s not easy being a Brony
But especially a Brony Who's a girl
The attentions all on guys
Why can no one else realize
There are Pega-Sisters all around the world

I can't make it to the Meet ups
Or contribute Brony art
I'm straight but my family thinks I'm Gay

I buy shirts but I'm too cheap
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep
And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie Cosplay

Why can’t I hug Fluttershy
"My little Dashie" Made me cry
When will pony shirts come in my size

I don’t see what all the fuss is
I just watch it for the plot
Every week
I get trolled by Tara Strong
But my Feelings are Conflicting
Over Lyra/Bonn Bonn Shipping
ITunes why you no have any pony songs

I'll always love the show I choose
Despite the Story’s on Fox News
I'm Twilight-Lecious
And I love Derpy Whooves

Life can be hard for a Brony
But our shows the very best you'll ever see
And the world will soon discover a good that's like no other
Join the Herd
Watch MLP

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