We’re slaying the Princess
For the Princess has to die-
(Why?)
I was explaining that

She’s not really a princess
Do not be deceived by her lies!

Here! Take up your dagger!
Use the door that’s on your right!
(Right?)
Sorry, the other one

Now’s the part where we stab her!
Steel your nerves and slay her on sight!

We’re slaying the Princess
Or the world is doomed to end!
(When?!)
Hе tends to exaggeratе-

We’re dispatching the Princess-
But we’d rather be her boyfriend…

And when you slay that Maiden (Who is there)
Don’t let her meet your eye (Please don’t go)
Just quickly stick your blade in (Don’t be scared)
And bid that brat goodbye! (I’m not your foe)
I’m slaying the Hero
Or the Hero will slay me-
(See?! )
(She knows too much!) (Bury her!)

I’m slaying the Hero
For the Hero won’t set me free!

I’m slaying the princess!
Let’s finish this farce!

And I won’t rest till I’ve-
(Saved her~ ♡) (Slain her!)
Kicked her princess arse!

Go! Finish the Princess!
None can stand in your way!

Lo! The murderous Hero
Poised and ready to slay!

Princess, you seem a nice girl…
(But we know better-)
You’re not out here ending the world
(Cause we won’t let her!)
But all I’ve been told
About you’s too bold to rebuff-

…Fair enough

(Listen to me, a voice of reason!
Slaughtering princesses trifles with treason.)

(This is the path. Just jab and be done!)
(Though talking it through holding hands could be fun~)

(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)
(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)

(We’ve been down this road. It didn’t end well-)
(Let’s be on our way; leave her locked in her cell!)

(Killing that tart wasn’t worth it, now, was it?)
(I say that we sit here ‘till someone else does it.)

(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)
(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)
Oh, everyone shut it! Get on with the slaying!
(Don’t tell what to do to whoever is playing!)

(None of it matters. All a big waste.)
(Whatever we do, we should do it with haste!)

(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)
(SLAY THE PRINCESS!)
(SAVE THE PRINCESS!)

(We’re parleying The Princess!)
(And we’ll slay her with our charm~)
Wasn’t a mirror… literally here?

I can handle the Hero-
Once I’ve chewed through my own arm!

Princess, where do I begin?
Slaying you sounds like a win
But each time, to my chagrin
Our fate grows worse…

Spare me your remorseful rhymes!
I cannot forgive your crimes
Plus you’ve stabbed me several times
Enjoy your curse!

You and I must leave this place
Torch it all and change our fates
Start again a life anew-
...one not spent chained up with you-

You and I, the only two
Turning the table
Upending the fable!

Let us put this wary truce / Slay the Princess where she stands!
To a more effective use. / Use your knife or bloody hands!
Not to strangle, nor to slay- / Put that Princess to the sword!
But to freely forge our way- / Time is short — we can’t afford
Living through a different day / my advice to be ignored!

Free to be reckless~
Leisurely feckless~
Never a choice blocked-
Except if this door’s locked-

I’m the ghost of the princess
And our plan won’t be denied!
Though… I haven’t a vessel…
So I’ll need to bum a ride…

I’m possessing the Hero!
Heart rate’s dropping to zero…
Though our chances appear low
A new ending’s steps away!

We’ll defy the Narrator! / I can’t let you do this! You can’t let her go!
(Heart… lungs… liver… nerves… Heart… lungs… liver… nerves…)
No more trusting the traitor! / She’s trying to skew this! Trust me, I know!
(Heart… lungs… liver… nerves… Heart… lungs… liver… nerves…)
Though he constantly slayed her, / Don’t fall for this madness! The Princess must die!
(Heart… lungs… liver… nerves… Heart… lungs… liver… nerves…)
Now the Princess will be free! / The end of the world is nigh!
(Heart… lungs… liver… nerves…)