Merlin's being
Gather round, gather round
Can everybody hear me?
Can you all see me?
Gilderoy Lockhart, order of Merlin
Third class
Honorary member of the dark force defense league

Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission
To start this little dueling club
To train you all up
In case you ever need
To defend yourselves
As I myself have done on countless occasions

(Merlin's being)
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Are you sure that's a real spell?
Well, it's not very good, is it?
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Oculus reparo
(Merlin's being)
Well sit down
You know, I'm surprised the daily profit
Hasn't done a report on all these attacks
I suppose Dumbledore's tryna hush it all up
Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place
You're wrong!
What? You think there's someone here who's worst than Dumbledore?
Well? Do you?
Harry Potter?
Good one Goyle, you're absolutely right

Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Are you sure that's a real spell?
Well, it's not very good, is it?
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow

Messus Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
(let me introduce professor Snape)
Potter
What are you doing
Wandering the corridors at night
Turn out your pockets
What's this?
Spare bit of parchment
Really?
Reveal your secrets
Read it
Messus Mooney, Padfoot, and Prongs
Offer their compliments to professor Snape
And request that he keep his abnormally large nose
Out of other people's business
Why you insolent little...

Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Are you sure that's a real spell?
Well, it's not very good, is it?
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Messus Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Sunshine daisies, butter mellow
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow
Are you sure that's a real spell?
Well, it's not very good, is it?