Andrew Gold
Spooky Scary Skeletons
[Verse 1]
Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom tonight
[Verse 2]
Spooky, scary skeletons speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek
[Chorus]
We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize, but they don't think we should
[Verse 3]
'Cause spooky, scary skeletons shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus and just won't leave you be
[Chorus]
Spirits supernatural are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious
[Verse 4]
Spooky, scary skeletons are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by, and drive you so insane
[Verse 5]
Sticks and stones will break your bones, they seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons will wake you with a "boo"
[Chorus]
But as I see them skulk on by, I can't help feeling sad
Could letting these guys socialize really be that bad?
[Verse 6]
'Cause spooky, scary skeletons truly do mean well
So I can't help but wonder why we doomed them all to hell