[Verse 1]
Crazy way to get your kicks
They shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
They suck the fat right off your back
Make up your mind about your tits, girls
They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls

[Pre-Chorus]
There's only one thing they can't fix
And I won't let you be mislead
That's the hole in your head
Can't fix that

[Chorus]
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail the color green
I say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

[Verse 2]
You tell her that's shes beautiful
And put her on a pedestal
And you Google triple X
Imagination kicks in
The more you think about sex, boys
With someone else the better it gets, boys
Do you have a purpose in your life?
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck sake, show some sense
[Chorus]
And hail, hail modern world
Say hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail the color green
And say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
Oh-ooh

[Verse 3]
These days adoption is a hot thing
You can get a child for nearly nothing
You take them home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
But all the money that you work for, girls
You can't compare it to a love, boys

[Pre-Chorus]
Only one thing they can't fix
I won't let you be mislead
That's the hole in your head
Can't fix that
[Chorus]
Hail, hail modern world
I say hail to all your boys and girls
And hail, hail the colour green
I say hail to what I've seen
And hail this modern world

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, oh-ooh

[Outro]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I say hail this modern world