[Verse 1: Mark & Tom]
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

[Pre-Chorus: Mark & Tom]
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a dropout
Mistakes are hard to undo

[Chorus: Mark, Tom & Both]
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong
Belong

[Verse 2: Mark & Tom]
I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

[Pre-Chorus: Mark & Tom]
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a dropout
Mistakes are hard to undo
[Chorus: Mark, Tom & Both]
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong
Belong

[Outro: Mark, Tom & Both]
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong

[Speech]
Tom: Hey, you guys know we're—
Mark: Hey, you guys having fun?
Tom: We're professionals. You might not have noticed that, but we are professionals at what we do. We just professionally suck and professionally act like a bunch of assholes on stage, that's what we do. We're just as God made us
Mark: Hey, you better wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, 'cause this next song's a sad one, and uh, more importantly than that, if you're eating shit and grinning, then today's probably not your day anyway so, whatever