[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last night but a little worse and

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass"
Fuck yeah!

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
Just give me one more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there and

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass"
Bass solo!
[Bridge: Mark Hoppus (& Tom DeLonge)]
Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass"

[Outro: Mark Hoppus]
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine!

[Speech]
Tom: You will be fine, you fucking asshole. Wow!
Tom: *belches* Excuse me!
Mark: Thank you
Tom: Hey, uh... hey Mark. We have a very special person here that wants to say "hi". You guys, this is Satan
Tom (as Satan): Hello kids. If you guys will take off your pants then maybe I'll be a little more happy. I wanna have fun with you, but I'm gonna have to see your dick... twirl. I have to go away now because there's another song, and I've got a boner. Do you guys mind if I get a boner, kids?