[Intro]
(One, two! One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1 - Tom DeLonge]
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

[Chorus - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
Well, I guess it all depends
Undergarments
Well, I guess it all depends
Undergarments

[Bridge - Tom DeLonge]
Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

[Verse 2 - Mark Hoppus]
I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say
[Chorus - Mark Hoppus]
But I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

[Bridge - Mark Hoppus]
Step back in the light (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well I guess that I don't have a care if I
Don't have a load in my underwear