[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
It's understood, I said it in many ways
Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel if I should choose to go?
Another guy, you think he'd be unlike me
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
She's a dove, she's a fuckin' nightmare
Unpredictable, was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say, "you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on son, you haven't got a chance now"

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
She's a dove, she's a fuckin' nightmare
Unpredictable, was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
She's a dove, she's a fuckin' nightmare
Unpredictable, was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now

[Spoken Outro]
Tom: Wow! Hey, I'm fucking in the mood... to party!
Mark: Hey alright!
Tom: Well fucking alright! Hey, you know what we're gonna to do tonight? A whole lotta' fuckin'!
Mark: We're all gonna get laid! This song's about my herpes, it's called "Don't Leave Me", it goes like this!