[Intro]
Calling all Chiefs fans, everyone gather round
So you all won't miss this wonderful gift
Is about to begin right now

[Verse]
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all seemed just fine
You thought it was Santa Claus... but surprise! It's Tech N9ne!
And it ain't no sheep in here ‘cause we're wolves in Chiefs clothing
You won't know what hitcha when that red and gold just keeps rollin'
Better study hard, ‘cause Andy Reid is coming to town
With a twinkle of his 'stache, and that's another Kansas City Chiefs first down
The fight yo it's on, that maestro Mahomes he stays wheelin' and dealin'
Shovel passes, no looks - touchdown Chiefs! Oh, what a feelin'
Don't forget the other side, because defense wins rings
Every time there's a sack, an angel gets it's wings
The ghosts of Christmas past, yeah, they're all here
Bell, Tamba, Nigerian Nightmare, spreading holiday fear (Come on let's go)
Jingle bells are loud, but our decibels are unstoppable
When the Red Kingdom rocks red, a silent night is impossible
Before stepping in the house, it's a few things you should know
Just some ground rules from Tech to help you enjoy the show (Let's get it)
First things first, there ain't no lead that we can't handle
Down 24? Never no worries, just don't change the channel
Rule number two, you gotta know the clock is on our side
Just 13 seconds, but you better believe we won't be denied (Here we go)
Last, but not least Chiefs kingdom is one
So welcome one, welcome all
KC, the fun has just begun
Tech N9ne!