Tech N9ne
Monster
[Intro: Bukshot]
I can make these motherfuckers disappear like David Blaine
And like a George Romero movie watch ‘em lose their brains
Everybody run for cover when them choppers aim
That’s how the shit goes every time you cross The Mob and Strange

[Bridge: First Degree The D.E.]
Good evening, we're glad you could join us for the season finale of Monster. On tonight’s creaturific episode, we will be showcasing three of the most unique and bizarre monsters on the planet. We have delved down into the darkest and deepest depths of the shadows to bring these monstrosities together for our final episode of the season. Tonight’s monsters are some of the most vile and cunning creatures known on the planet. In our first cage, some call him The Genius, The Spider K, Krizz Kaliko

[Verse 1: Krizz Kaliko]
Part of me’s monster
The other half haunts ya
It teases and taunts ya
Darkness do what it wants to
See the Hades are loving ya
Babies cry when they look at ya
And I be the bad wolf in the book that ain't good for ya now
See the creature feature that's far hotter than ether
Hard on the beaver (ah ha)
I'm a meat cleaver and I season the tasty treat before I go deep deep but you squeaked in the meat sink
In the pink and I eat it even if it did stink after that then I'm growling at ya
What we're piling at ya
I'm a monster, what did ya think, the act bad?
Everywhere I look, look like I look mad
I ice grill 'em
Might spill out your guts for little or next to nothing (ha)
You think I'm huffing puffing I'll blow down your house ain't bluffing (ah ha)
Then knock the stuffin' out your egg Mcmuffin if you're toughened (waa)
Prey on the weak without blinking
Stay on the beat without thinking
Off of my seat when I'm drinking
Feast on breezies on the weekend
And with that attitude it don't even matter dude
I batter fools, monster
Stretched out like latitude
[Chorus: Bukshot]
I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed
I am in yo basement, I am in yo head
They want someone to blame for causing all this drama
They call us many names but you can call us monster

[Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot]
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster

[Bridge 2: First Degree The D.E.]
In cage number two, we have the Juggernaut, The Hunter, The Weirdo himself, Bukshot

[Verse 2: Bukshot]
They cannot assess or comprehend what they are dealing with
I came from another planet, there's no way to fathom this
I promise you the boogeyman is real, he does exist
I'll come through yo city and rob everybody like the Grinch
Every choice under the head done make us vindicated
The time has come to shut yo business down and liquidate it
What you know about the snake and the bat?
Together with the skull now put the clip in the strap
Travis told me these rappers are mad and they full of that hate and they want our bread
These rappers are gonna be sad when these killers snap and they paint you red
I'll be damned if these bitches take mine and shit
That's why we come with buckshots and TEC-9s and shit (cha)
I am not a friend of yours I'm just like a Decepticon
On a dime, I can shoot you in yo back like Megatron
Welcome to the misery, anticipate the trauma
Messy, grisly, deadly, monster
[Chorus: Bukshot]
I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed
I am in yo basement, I am in yo head
They want someone to blame for causing all this drama
They call us many names but you can call us monster

[Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot]
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster

[Bridge 3: First Degree The D.E.]
In cage number three we have the Kansas City King, The King of Darkness, Tech N9ne

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
N***as think they beastly (cha)
Claiming that they Voorhees
Don't make me unleash me (cha)
Drop you down to your knees
Tecca Nina's story is gory
Another one of marketable orgies (cha)
That’s what your whore needs (cha)
Nina
I come antagonistic (cha)
All of you feminine fags are missing (cha)
This line is really gonna grab the rickets (cha)
Busting bitches back, we bad, we bigot (cha)
Anybody think they gon' tame the monster, ha-ca-ca-ca-ca
We Strange, we conquer
Pop 'em up in pitiful pain for mama (cha)
I'll put a stop to yo game Willy Wonka (cha)
Gotta be speaking my mind, now hush now(cha)
Better be sick, only rhyme we bustler (cha)
Hit a bitch quick from behind leave nut spots (cha)
When he find out that he rhymes we touch Glocks (cha)
Hit 'em with evil design, we snuffed Hops (cha)
Never got locked up and fined enough cops (cha)
Now you know push and rewind the bluff stops (cha)
Better not fuck with T N9ne and Bukshot (cha)
From KC to Louisville (cha)
We crazy we truly ill
Other rappers are booty, we spit like a tooly when moody
Here's a fool and he shoot he kill (cha)
Strange and M.O.B. style we the Gods now leaving n***as missing like Toowoomba pasta
You don't wanna enter the Funkra (cha)
When you look at the Nina resembling a monster
[Chorus: Bukshot]
I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed
I am in yo basement, I am in yo head
They want someone to blame for causing all this drama
They call us many names but you can call us monster

[Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot]
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Tech N9ne
Bukshot
Tech N9ne
Kaliko
Monster