[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Hit 'em up with a big fat M-W for the Midwest
Them who come and test then end up with a big mess
They laughing at you, not me, 'cause if so they have no clue
Wanna happen let loose the Kraken when I'm all on that Caribou Lou
Misery's arisen, misery's arisen
Thievin' cheesin' bitches wanna listen
To me get my quota, now that I'm older
My shit is colder, then circle city Minnesota
I can flow to kingdom come, bring them some things
That sling rings around fiends unseen we from
Show me foreign like Mitsubishis
'Cause we are the species, those who be rollin' up in Niecie's
Prospect check, 5-7 and 20 minus 11
N9ne crushin' n***as who said I wasn't bustin'
They said I couldn't flow and now I'm a sinner bust
To those who said I shouldn't hold my breath because

[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Sample]
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Dr. Giggle stuck in the middle
You don't wanna make me have to blast at you
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Nnutthowze dwelling, pockets swelling
Because I'm doing what I have to do
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
816 ways to die, it's up to you
What you wanna do?
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
What? The M-W said to trouble you
Hit 'em up, ooh
[Interlude: The D.O.C. sample]
Funky
Funky
Funky
Funky

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I've got problemos, them hoes tripping with me demos
Fuck it, when those dollars coming in with them limos
They think not 'cause they think we at homes like the Wizard of Oz got
So we throw up the opposite of shazbot
Let 'em know, Missouri ain't the green acre and hickish wallpaper and town that you're savoring
Figuring n***as with lyrics
If you ain't real I mob ya
Can't stop a real N***aragua
It's all delicious, no need to be suspicious
This is not a fictitious song full of glitches
This is neglected rapping with flows perfected
Brown complected n***a who's dropped from Perspective
Much love to Jimmy J and Terry Lew
Gave me the chance to do my witchcraft my trickery, my voodoo new
Lyrics now, we used to lay 'em down in L.A
Every single day at least them n***as didn't say

[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Sample]
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Dr. Giggle stuck in the middle
You don't wanna make me have to blast at you
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Nnutthowze dwelling, pockets swelling
Because I'm doing what I have to do
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
816 ways to die, it's up to you
What you wanna do?
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
What? The M-W said to trouble you
Hit 'em up, ooh
[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
I can give a tihs
If a aggin wanna spit about that Tech en9N
Not making his way to the top rof
Permanent not tihs
Like chasing them clocks
They don't understand that eof, yep, up, ahh
NOFX, flex like chapped lips on Blistex
Turn female restrooms unisex
Getting relish, no matter, whatever I gotta do
Had a few Caribous, got the dribbles like Syracuse, tear a fuse
Coming up out my trap like that, laugh at this
Better really come with it when steppin' into my vast abyss
Master this if not laugh at them
Have 'em off in the trunk with a rat pack and I'll be like slim
Dr. Giggles ain't even heard the last of me
You say I'm country so you think they gonna laugh at me
Throw tomatoes have a blast with me
I'm ripping ass, n***a, that's the way it has to be, has to be
'Cause we the party people night and day, bianc
Living crazy is the only way, bianc
If you ever diss these licks that I spit
We can flow any day, wack or even tight, either way

[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Sample]
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Dr. Giggle stuck in the middle
You don't wanna make me have to blast at you
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
Nnutthowze dwelling, pockets swelling
Because I'm doing what I have to do
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
816 ways to die, it's up to you
What you wanna do?
(They're all gonna laugh at you!)
What? The M-W said to trouble you
Hit 'em up, ooh
[Outro: Sample]
They're all gonna laugh at you! (Laugh at you...)