[Intro: Man & Woman]
1971: Aaron D. Yates was born
1985: Aaron wrote his first rhyme
1988: Aaron adopts the name Tech N9ne
1990: Tech N9ne changed his producer to IcyRoc Kravyn
1997: Tech signs with Qwest Records
1999: Tech is released from the label
2002: Tech and Strange Music teams with Embassy Entertainment and records...
[Tech N9ne]
Mothafucker, I'm a playa!
I'm a playa
[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
If you see me looking clean cut
Matching from head to toe, dipping with a mean strut
Throwing and blowing green stuff
Hella creamed up with the bling cuff
Ain't no wicked, we can kick it if you blue or beamed up
If you see me step off in the club or with some pros
With about six of 'em cut, no longer waiting to be chosen
If you hear me tell my homies anything goes
With these chickens dipping to Davy's
Right when the clubber close
If you see me on the grind gettin' mine
If you bust in a room and find me hittin' yours from behind
If you hear me bustin' rhymes, rippin' each and every time
If I got it at capacity and you still got a line
If I'm rollin on dubs, if it's K-town bud
If they showin' me love with a red rug at the club
If you see them haters givin' me mugs
Ladies givin' me hugs
Know it ain't no rocket science, it's because
[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa in every sense of the word ya heard
I'm gettin' money from these dummies, flip your chick so absurd
I'm a playa and I pop collars
I'm a playa when I don't or when I drop dollars
Them Rottweilers
She don't want no softie sayin' he do when he don't
She don't want no perpetratin' nine-to-fiver tryin' to flaunt
She don't want no punk that can't get it crunk
No she don't
That's how it goes so my homie Kaliko, tell 'em what she want
[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]
She want a playa, not thugs on dubs
We be rolling them 22's and 3's, popping ludes and V's
I'm in hot pursuit of a prostitute
Kaliko knock boots, gots lots to shoot
And I'm pullin' out the latex and givin' it to who's next
I'm pullin', pull a brunette with unforgettable sex
She's oohin' oohin' new sweat and I ain't tellin who's wet
And I ain't gettin' loose yet, so who's next for group sex
[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
(Listen closely, this is something you might not know)
Never ever tell your love where else you get your love
Move in groups, no one on one when you hit the club
And you should know this if you call yourself a wicked thug
If you creep to the movies, throw away your ticket stub
If you sexin', learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water, don't put no soap on your washcloth
That way when you get home
No questions, you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap 'cause it will leave a scent
Don't tell a number 2 that she's your one and only
'Cause if she knows we're easy to go her own way
If you takin' chickens to your secret home, hey
Always go the back way to confuse 'em, just go the long way
To all my ladies if you playin' throw your hands up
To all my fellas if you playin' throw your grands up
This is forever baby, havin' clever thangs
I'm a playa mothafucka and I bet I never change
[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
(I'm a playa! I'm a playa!)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
(I'm a playa! I'm a playa!)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa
(Yeah, Tech- Tech- Tech Nina is a playa)
(I'm a playa!)
(I'm a playa!)
[Chorus2: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne]
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
(I'm a playa!)
I'm a playa
(No stopping me!)
I'm a playa, I'm a playa
I'm a playa!
