See what's on this TV
See honey, now your eggs are cold
Oh no, you didn't
Haha, that's funny
Oh no, you didn't
In today's top news story NV stands for No Vaginas
N***a, I knew it this whole time
Knew they was gay
Yeah
Oh shit
In the case of Little Ikle
Damn she a hoe
Melvin, you are not the father
Hell yeah
Boy I know that n***a ain't
Grammy nominations
Oh leave it there, leave it there, hold on
For song of the year are
Krizz Kaliko - Do It Like I Do It
Kutt Calhoun - Bunk Rock Chick
Tech N9ne - Like Yeah
816 Boys - Areola
And the winner is
816 Boys - Areola
Give me that damn remote, n***a that's bullshit