Tech N9ne
Kansas City Shuffle (Intro)

[Radio]
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[Scenario]
Man wake up man, wake up

[Big Nick (Scenario)]
Damn man (fuck) where we at man?

[Scenario]
Shit I don't know. 39th and Prospect what the sign said
I think we in Kansas City, Missouri man

[Big Nick]
Damn man, we a long way from Massachusetts

[Scenario]
You telling me man I've been driving tha whole goddamn time!

[Big Nick]
Thanks boy, I appreciate it- ooh damn!!

[Scenario]
Shit

[Big Nick]
Look at dat! O boy look at dat!
[Scenario]
Yea this is Kansas City

[Big Nick]
Yea damn pull ova, pull ova, pull ova

[Scenario]
I gotcha, I gotcha

(Honk Honk, window rolls down)

[Big Nick]
Shit, what's up mama how you doin?

[Unknown female]
How ya'll doin'?

[Big Nick]
Shit where you headin to baby?

[Unknown female]
Shoot I'm just right up the street

[Big Nick]
Right up the street? Shit, can we give you a ride?
[Unknown female]
Yea yea that's whatsup

[Big Nick]
Aight shit get on in but hey you gotta go around get in on this side

[Scenario]
Good lookin, good lookin, good lookin

[Unknown Female]
Alrite alrite

[Scenario]
Look at this look at this look at this!

[Big Nick]
Look at that ass! (shit)

[Scenario]
Aight baby hold up lemme get da door open real quick, hold up

[Big Nick]
Hey baby, you gotta tell us where we going to cuz you know we're not from around here

[Unknown Female]
Aight I can do dat
[Scenario]
I'll get lost, where do I gotta go baby?

[Unknown Female]
Okay, just go right up here, make a left

[Big Nick]
Alright, shit, so you live around here?

[Unknown Female]
Hell yea, it's right up here see dat? It's right there

[Big Nick]
Aight aight aight shit, hey baby so shit what goes on 'round here at Kansas City? You know we're not from here

[Unknown Female]
Shoot, Kansas City's cool you know, you just gotta beware of dat Kansas City shuffle

[Big Nick and Scenario]
Tha Kansas City shuffle?!?

[Unknown Female]
Yea the Kansas City shuffle

[Big Nick]
What's that?

[Scenario]
What the fuck is that?

[Unknown Female]
Yea it's like this!

[Big Nick and Scenario]
O shit!