Fish: You ready everyone? Yeah!

All (Everyone who's appeared in Silly Songs with Gotham): Oh when Jim Gordon starts the show
Perhaps he'd like to know
He put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you murder Razh Al Ghal
Don't answer any phonecalls
Don't you lock the doors
You know that weird Victor Zsaz in on the way

OH WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY
WHEN THE GANGS STOP KILLING AND THE PLAYBOYS START TO PLAY
OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY
LET OSWALD NOT STAB THIS CHRISTMAS

When we're punching g in the park
And that Bruce Wayne makes it dark
Then we'll introduce Killer Moth for light again
Now the Scarecrow gives us fear
Fish: I fear I have too many ears
All: So we'll praise Jeremiah
Till Alfred simply slaps him away

WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY
WHEN THE GANGS STOP KILLING AND THE PLAYBOYS START TO PLAY
OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY
LET OSWALD NOT STAB THIS CHRISTMAS
Fish: When Jim Gordon starts the show

Others: When Jim Gordon starts the show

Fish: Well he just might like to know

Others: Well he just might like to know

Fish: He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

(Jerome goes to the front of the crowd with Fish Mooney)

Jerome: So I won't do crime today

Others: Won't do crime today

Jerome: Won't destroy the Milky Way

Others: Destroy the Milky Way

Jerome: I'll sign my name on the list of villains no
Gonna do my best today

Fish: WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY

Jerome: When the gangs stop killing and the playboys start to play
Victor: OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTZSAZ EVERYDAY

Oswald: I promise not to stab this Christmas

(Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, and child Ivy Pepper walk by)

Fish: Tell you what: Take it!

Bruce: OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTBRUCE EVERYDAY

Selina: When the street's not so bad and some of us get to play

Bruce: OH I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY

Ivy: Let the plants sing out for Christmas

Everyone: Why don't you give your love for Christmas?