[Intro]
Non prophet is another word for hug me, I'm lonely..
Xaul Zan y'all
You're gross
Fucking you up since 1968
Let me hear it
Respect the broccoli cock

[Verse]
Looking at my broccoli
It's about that time
Polishing the nasty cauliflower patches 'till they shine (Xaul rocks!)
Try to have phone sex when you call the cops
The holes are too small
Got these huge bald spots
On top of my head emerging like unwanted islands
I'm trying to vote myself off of
By force of nature
I'm pushed off the floor to face a world of war wages
And girls of all ages
I'm the guy you don't love just yet
But I write poems with my tongue on your neck hoping for some sex
Older than sunsets
Golden boy blue balls
Totally upset but overjoyed by RuPaul
The bipolar bear hug
Got you sick to your stomach
When I hold a beer mug and make you sip from it
Thinking this bug dick could kill the dead silence in your body
I want to be the life of the search party

[Hook]
My heart is beating your face (Come on y'all, are y'all listening?)
My heart is beating your face (Top ten dance hit, move that ass!)
My heart is beating your face (You ain't gonna be laughing at the fist!)
Xaul Zan!
I leave without a trace

[Interlude]
Now if I monger whores
While Joe mongers whores
And he mongers whores
While she mongers whores
And we monger whores
While they monger whores
It's a mother flocking orgy y'all 'cus I got yours

Xaul Zan is here
No random fan from the small van I steer clear
Of calling a man a queer
'Cus I'm deep (how deep?)
I'm deeper than Sage Francis
Retreating to gay campus
Bleeding on AIDS pamphlets
Dance moves battle with the spinning moonwalks
Its' in the attitude
(Grab my minuscule crotch!)
I will remove the cross
That dangles in the cleavage
Of every Christian chick who thinks her tits are saving Jesus (Gee wiz!)
Listen to the knowledge that I'm kicking
I'm not hard on women
I put my hard-on on women
I'm starting with Robin Givens who shouts with her face down
When I'm not swinging I'm scouting out the playgrounds
My heart is beating your face (Yo, I really don't think y'all are paying attention)
My heart is beating your face (Yeah, kicking that knowledge back and forth!)
My heart is beating your face (I mean, my man's coming from every angle!)
Xaul Zan!
I leave a fat trace

We made your bounce so hard in your car
It made your tires flat
Joe stole your ho
And I'mma make you buy her back
She tried to grab my handlebar mustache
Saying I'll never steer you wrong
And I'm like sure you right
I got a cool-aid smile and some Midol
'Cus I'm down with you
And down on you when your time calls
Xaul Zan
Damn I have to say it again?
Half sharkalligator half man, half amazing
Nasty scab collector
Broken heart donor
Political party crasher
Love me or leave me a loner
Professional melon bruiser
With a style that's fresher
Some think I'm a hesher
Inner child molester
30 something dirty Mack dump trucker
Mineral spring chicken shit
Fairy god mother fucker
A diaphragm pussy diver
Clear the floor
I am womanizer, hear me whore
My heart is beating your face (He did it again y'all, you must've missed it!)
My heart is beating your face (What the fuck's holding you back now?)
My heart is beating your face (Who the fuck is crying?)
Xaul Zan!
I leave without a trace