[Intro: Proof & Kuniva]
I want some Maybach ****, ya' know what I'm sayin' (Yeah)
Ms. Shan in the back, ya dig?
Come over here in the room
Know what I mean? We just––I'm not gonna clown, I'm a pimp, *****

[Verse 1: Proof]
Ayo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat
*** *** ****** bouncing and she ain't moving her feet
Put 20 in her bra, stiff **** had many in her jaw
Probably hit plenty in the raw (Nasty *****)
I wanna see this ***** ***** on my livin room flo'
And yo *****, I ain't givin up no dough (Fo' sho')
You can be my best friend but Em might get mad
Don't call me Daddy *****, I fuck better than your dad (Damn!)
Let me get up in that *** like I'm riding horseback
Fuck a sponge, I need her tongue to clean my **** ****
I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap
If you hang up the phone thеn ***** don't call back
18's on ice, you ain't seen me befo'
Acting likе you ain't seen my bling through the do' (Bling)
I'm mean to a ***, just for one reason
'Cause ******* need to be dialing 9-1-1 for no reason

[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]
I'm somethin' like a pimp
I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young ***
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp
Can't go on trips, so you could suck my ****- Yes, *****!
I'm somethin' like a pimp
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
I'm somethin' like a pimp
Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp
[Verse 2: Kuniva]
I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, ***** beat it
Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed
Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?
You ain't gotta tell her nothing, you just told her twice
And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya
Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya
So fresh and so clean, she know the routine
It's such a - wonderful thing, money flow like ravines
They say "Kuniva, get a clothing line" but I'mma chill
'Cause when cotton ain't sellin ***** always will
And these women they be knowin the deal
That's why these ****** be blowin a mil' just to keep a *** in they grill
And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin like one though
I ***** 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that ****
Cashin 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains
They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin 'em game

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]
Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you 'cause you let her
See I tell a ***** quick, if you knew better you'd do better (*****)
They realizing I ain't havin that *****
Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin’ every tramp that she with (She rolling with me)
I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that
I'm dogging they ***, I'm in jogging pants and a V-neck (Hah!)
I'll put my foot up in her *** so fast
That she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoeing with a cast on (Get the ***** out there!)
And I'm knowin just what happened that day
He didn't pay 'cause you let him take you to a matinée (I saw you)
You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama
I'm pimping aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (I want my change)
Menage-a-trois is really second nature
I have 88 ******* straight taking it to the face and uh {AHH!}
I can give a ***** about a relation
Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid *****
[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]
I'm somethin' like a pimp
I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young ***
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp
Can't go on trips, so you could suck my ****- Yes, *****!
I'm somethin' like a pimp
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
I'm somethin' like a pimp
Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

[Verse 4: Eminem]
(Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track)
Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor
Grab a ***** up by her hair like I just don't care
And swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major ass kick
Toss a ***** out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick
I'm a PIMP, so I give a ***** about a *****
But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (Whoo!)
I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip
But I could spit some game, man I could talk up some *****
I'm something like a pimp, similar to a mack
I ain't making the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack
Drop Cadillac, truck {*Phone rings*} *****, I gotta go
That's my bottom *** paging me back - I'm a pimp
[Verse 5: Bizarre]
It's 7 O'clock, ***** you ain't got my money?
I'mma beat yo' *** {*Girl giggles*} you think it's funny?
***** get on the block, get some dirty tube socks
Or get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (Yeah!)
***** I'm the man, you know I'm the man
Keep sucking *****, 'til you get a hundred grand
*****, you insane if you think I'm your mane
Here's 2 Gs, go ***** LeBron James

[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]
I'm somethin' like a pimp
I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young ***
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp
Can't go on trips, so you could suck my ****- Yes, *****!
I'm somethin' like a pimp
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
I'm somethin' like a pimp
Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P
I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

[Outro: Proof]
Hah, been getting this money off these *******
Heard me? That's what I do, you know me
Check me out anywhere, everybody tell you about Proof
Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend
The Human Fly, y'knowmsayin?
Aiyyo, I got *******in Michigan on Michigan
Yo' ***** is on Woodward n***a, next to them faggot ass n***as
I got bad ******* 'cause you gon', you think it's a cop
Yeah, that ain't cop that's my *******
I got the top notch *******, y'knowmsayin?
I'm more than a pimp, I'm something like a pimp
Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, wonder of rap baby
Big pimping, you heard me? P.I.M.P
Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it goin
Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P
Y'knowmsayin let's go, c'mon y'all let's go