[Intro: Big Man Callum]
Uh
Yeah
It’s Big Man Callum
We rollin’?
Yeah!
Let’s go!

[Verse 1: Big Man Callum]
Yo! This year sucks, bro
It’s really bad
People so stupid
Like, bro, just say inside
It ain’t ‘ard
Just do it

[Verse 2: Big Man Callum]
Doing all the homework on my PC
I own a Mac
Not a PC
Don’t tell anyone though, bro

[Chorus: Big Man Callum]
It’s so hard
Someone please help
I hope it’s over soon
[Verse 3: Big Man Callum]
Going back to school in September
Jokin’
That won’t happen
Second wave o’ Covid, bro

[Verse 4: Big Man Callum]
Yeah man!
What is ‘appnin’?
I can’t rap
Or sing
But I’m tryin’
That’s all that matters, bro

[Chorus: Big Man Callum]
It’s hard
Someone help me
I hope it’s over soon

[Outro: Big Man Callum]
Anyway
That’s Big Man Callum done, fam
He done
He goin’
He goin’
He goin’ straight to nowhere
Get it?
Because everything's shut
I’m so funny
I need a haircut
Peace!