'UNO.'

[Verse 1]

Oh yeah?
You got too many cards in your hand~ haha!
I'm gonna win next turn~
Tell me the secret of your noobness!
You cutie scum! ♡

Oh nooo, please don't lose like a noob!
Keep going, keep going!~ ♡
You can win if you go all out!
Show me you're brave enough!~

[Pre-Chorus]

How the hell are you so dumb (So dumb)?!
You're bad at this, stay mad (Stay mad)!
Needless to say, it's obvious...
This guy's a coward!
Whatever

[Chorus]

You're knocked out, not so cool now!
Easy, you'll go down!
YOU'RE AN IDIOT! :)
But your coping won't last anymore!
Shhh... ♡ Whatever
You're knocked out, not so cool now!
It's easy, you'll go down!
GAME SET!-- Yup!
Mimukauwa --
NICE TRY!

[Post-Chorus]

Loser, loser! ♡
(You)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Are)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Fucked ♡)
Sink in pain, in the acid rain!

Loser, losеr! ♡
(Dumb)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Ass!)
Loser, losеr! ♡
(DYNAMITE!)

Thirty-three to four!

[Instrumental - Whistling]
Neko~ ♡

[Instrumental - Whistling]

Neko--
Neko--
Neko!
Neko!
Neko!
Neko!

[Verse 2]

Why don't you play a goddamn card?!
Have you chickened out by chance?!
Are you a fucking dummy?

HURRY THE HELL UP!

[Instrumental - Miku clicking her tongue while saying 'NOOB']

Hey, where is your card?!

[Pre-Chorus]

If you beat me, honestly
This Miku'll do everything you want! ♡
But be quick, what's your desire?
There's no way you'll win though!!!
I think you're an underdog
So weak, very weak, quite uncool ♡
So lame... lame... you're the lamest
Coward of them all! ♡

Whatever!

[Chorus]

You're knocked out, not so cool now!
Easy, you'll go down!
YOU'RE AN IDIOT! :)
But your coping won't last anymore!
Shhh... Whatever

You're knocked out, not so cool now!
It's easy, you'll go down!
GAME SET!-- Yup!
Mimukauwa --
NICE TRY! ♡

[Post-Chorus]

Loser, loser! ♡
(You)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Are)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Fucked!)
Sink in pain, in the acid rain!

Loser, loser! ♡
(Dumb)
Loser, loser! ♡
(Ass!)
Loser, loser! ♡
(TIME FOR THE FINALE!)

[Verse 3]

Loser, loser! ♡
Loser, loser! ♡
Loser, loser! ♡
(DYNAMITE!)

Thirty-three to four!

[Instrumental - Whistling]

Neko! ♡

[Verse 4]

Do you wanna lose? ♡
Do you wanna lose?!
Wanna be exposed for how bad you are?!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Hurry, play your card, this game is done! ♡

[Silence as the player wins the game, followed by Miku running off crying. There is a warning at the end which reads 'Always shuffle your UNO cards.']