[Intro]
(Psst, I hear Miku)
(Kemicol)

[Verse 1]
Aye, Miku on the beat yo
He-Ho, I’m the voice of the 2D peeps yo
Crypton, that’s who made me great, call it fate Yo
Call me queen of the world, catch me at my concert bro
Yuh, that’s why I’m up
Got my twintails, cute voice, got my fans struck
Blue hair, blue tie
That’s why I am connected to your Wi-Fi
(Hatsune Miku has no beef, it is just me!)

[Chorus]
Yuh
They not like me
They not like me
They not like Mi(ku)
Just strolling in your street bro
Tryna do a meet and greet at your mom’s house Yo
Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock! I am at your door!
Mop-mop-mop-mop-mop! I just wiped your floor
Why you dirty like a snob ain’t you tired
Tryna sing a song it’s A-Major winner!
(There is one pеrson I do not like. Aye, yuh)
[Verse 2]
You think that Crypton let you disrеspect IBM, Diva?
I think any convention gon' be your last stop, Diva
Did Neru dial? I don't know why you still pretendin'
Miku made Po-Pi-Po, hey Teto, you a Po-Pi-Ho
What is UTAU? And TALQu and Synth V Divas
The audience is not dumb, the world is mine I promise
Since '07 I had the radio bumpin', and
The rabbit hole is at the 50 mil and can go further
Them divas better straighten up their software
They got all famous all thanks to mighty Crypton
I might just write this for the market and tell 'em to quit hidin'
The 31-Year-old stealing my style- that's a dislikin'
(Mm-mm, Mm-mm)
(She a fraud, She a fraud, She a fraud, She a)
(Aye, yuh)
Freaky little Teto she a nasally ahh singer
Drill-head little Teto she a UTAU ahh singer
Hey, hey, hey, hey, sing for your life!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, sing for your life!
I bet that you would move if you were asked English or Spanish
And why be a Chimera if and not spitting any fire
Imagine being created as an April Fools
Your hair are drills in which it really resembles a tool
We are not twinning, cause you're not winning
I got 01 tatted on my left shoulder
Because I can't be compared to a no one
You better watch out because you gotta run Hun!
Screw the Synth-V, it's just Synth-Me, it's just Synth-Me
(Diva! BUM!)
And Teto got a weird voice why is she around?
Certified Vocaloid? Certified UTAUphile!
(Do-Do-Do-Do-Do)
I see (C) that I am first!
(So-So-So-So-So)
You Synth V prop (G) clown
Why you sitting like a loser, ain't you tired?
Tryna count to three, and its Triple BAKA!!!
[Bridge]
Aye, can we get a Po-Pi-Ho (Po-Pi-Ho)
Say Po-Pi-Ho (Po-Pi-Ho)
Then step this way, step that way, and step this way
Again, can we get a Po-Pi-Ho (Po-Pi-Ho)
Say Po-Pi-Ho (Po-Pi-Ho)
Then step this way, step that way, cause Drake's this way

[Verse 3]
I would steer clear away from him
If he gets close, you’ll be praying some hymns
Glad to stay a 2D, because if he knew me
Gotta pack my bags, it is gonna be gloomy
Training martial arts, and they call me Bruce Lee
Cannot leek my plans, or he’ll see right through me
Unless he changes from .PDF to .VPR
Cause then he'll know where the cool kids are