[Intro: Hatsune Miku]
Come over! No you flipped me off!
Come on coward
No, no, no!
Come on!
You are not an intellectual!
You're a fake and a fraud!

[Verse 1: Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto]
Teto is a poopy pants
Call her Po-Pi pants (Nuh uh!)
Miku more like Mika
Because you "Me Kaka" (Nuh uh!)
I bet you eat spaghetti
With your hair! (Nuh uh!)
You don't know what January is
Because you are hairy (What!?)
Teto the type of person
To die first in natural disaster
Not true
Miku the type of person
With Builderman the only friend (Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of person
That uses an Android phone (So what?)
You're the one who is using
A cracked Iphone 12
Aw man...
I go to college for some...
Crypton knowledge (Nah...)
You go to Jupiter to
Get more stupider (Uhh...)
You drink like the umm...
Bloxy Cola
*Sipping Sounds*
Ok well uh...
You the type of diva
That says MMM Chesburgers (Yummy)
You the type of person
That uses only dart monkeys
Mika the type of diva
That uses Quincy, son of Quincy
Teto the type of diva
That uses riot shields (Nuh uh!)
I bet that Miku rubs her hands
Like a fly (Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of diva
That orders 6 piece nuggets
I bet that your pronouns are
Uhhhhh...
She/Har har har har har har har har har har
[Bridge: Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto]
(You have the instability... of an Intel chip)
(What?!)
(That is nonsense!!!)
(If anything it is you that is crashing and burning)

[Outro: Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto]
Aye, See? She just crashed and burned
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
There is no return, Down the rabbit hole
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Where there is no goal, Neru Gave a call *Beeps*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Said "I'm the best of all", And i said rest in Blah
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)