(one, two, three, four!)

The sun’s shining bright today
But everybody’s eyes are on me instead
This place is so cool
And I’m exploding right in the middle of it

(one, two, three, four!)

I like jumping on my own
The Criss-Cross and Double Under
Are some of the secret moves only I can do

(one, two, three, four!)

Every time I stutter, I go back five steps
Please don’t look at me, I’m getting dizzy
The words I wanna say are flip flopping in my head
It’s spilling out!

I’m just watching the great jump rope
There’ll nеver come a day when I can stеp in
A funny dance, a little eye-roll
It’s bloody, confusing and befuddling
The great jump rope and little ol’ me
I won’t get another chance
Rainbow bridge and a metronome
My heart is throbbing
I’m just watching the long jump rope
I’m not in the hoop
I’m just watching the long jump rope
I’m not in the hoop
I’m not!

The sunlight’s so bright that it’s simmering and sizzling me
Everyone’s harsh gazes are glaring and boring into me
The trail’s faint tracks are getting deeper and deeper
I’m about to get swallowed up!

I’m just watching the great jump rope
There’ll never come a day where I can step in
A funny dance and décadence
It’s bloody, confusing and befuddling
The great jump rope and little ol’ me
I won’t get another chance!

I’ll always remember those important words
That passed me by!